RIP Kramer, we love you!

Come on buddy, pull through this …

Guess I’ll lick my Ute wounds at a Jazz game.

Let’s go UTES!

Looked stupid and pretentious yesterday…looks stupider and more pretentious today. Ur ‘I Voted’ sticker #ivoted

I hate election coverage even more than I hate elections.

Finally leaving work…. would be worse, if I didn’t like my job so much right now.

“…. the better killer I am, the better father.” Words to live by.

Hey ‘Family Guy’ maybe you should have Peter jump a shark next week. Thats 45 minutes I want back.

Mmmmmm,….. Dexter.